February 2012
10 posts
Last night I slept like a log
…stiff, damp, and slowly decaying from the inside.
JKROFL
JK Rowling on the floor laughing
How different would my life would be if my name was Bjorn? I’d definitely have released an album by now, with hit singles Bjorn to be Wild and Bjorn this Way, but the fame would start to affect me for sure. After a downward spiral of drugs and scandal, I’d probably go ahead and release a haunting cover of Bohemian Rhapsody- which would sum up the entire episode in a single sentence:...
November 2011
3 posts
“I miss you like the Titanic missed the iceberg.
That’s what happened,...”
– Courtney Rickard
October 2011
8 posts
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
5 posts
July 2011
9 posts
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
4 posts
April 2011
5 posts
1 tag
“Sometimes, if all you have is old words, all you can do is put them together and...”
– Dr. John Dorian (Scrubs)
March 2011
8 posts
